Try not to run over innocent bystanders on your way to success. Karma bites hard.
Tag: women
FOOTBALL TO FÚTBOL
And so it begins. My personal transition. Can I love both? Will I be a house divided? Or...can I successfully merge these two sports and receive double the sports pleasure?
CHANGE?
This year, lots of things will happen for me. Stand by. I can promise you one thing. It won't be a fucking Avengers Infinity War movie ending.
Posterior Motives
Don't worry. We'll still look at your circus show of an ass. It's entertaining...no it's hypnotic. You will command an entire room's attention. Just don't ask us for meaningful conversation.
Single Black Woman Syndrome
You want a 10, but you only merit a 6 because you’re a 4.
Lies,Truth and Bacon
Eating for sustenance hasn't been cool since the Great Depression, but gorging yourself late night while watching a Netflix marathon is a surefire way to diabetes.
Ride or Die Chick
This is dedicated to my agency partner, my executive protection teammate, Kevin Jackson. SEMPER FI, Marine! May we always stay "540" and full of ammo. Ladies, question: where do you stand on your limitations regarding a relationship? You want to know what men talk about at the roundtable while enjoying wine, spirits and ale? This … Continue reading Ride or Die Chick
The Pessimist, the Cynic, and the Ne’er Do Well
Please....shut up already, you leech, you vampire, you succubus. I can feel you draining all of my optimistic soul with your chronic complaining and pessimism. Yes life is a struggle, I get it. Just stop talking about how miserable your life is and DO something about it. I have my own issues to contend with. … Continue reading The Pessimist, the Cynic, and the Ne’er Do Well
Bittersweet November
Well now....I think I'm most certainly convinced without a shadow of doubt that our country is nowhere near being out of the "recession" and things are steadily declining. Why? Because two weeks ago I lost my job due to downsizing. I was numb at first. Kind of in a haze for a week or two. … Continue reading Bittersweet November
Facebook, Episode 2 (the awakening)
So....we are still piling terabytes of personal data into facebook servers. Guess what? It's learning. Of course not like Skynet (Google and Apple will merge later to form that), but Facebook is evolving to become one large interactive advertisement that you create. Look, see that section of interests, hobbies, likes and dislikes you just told … Continue reading Facebook, Episode 2 (the awakening)
The Economy of Words 