Even if you consider yourself safe from theft, what's your perverted neighbor across from you REALLY thinking of you? And to you guys trying to put another notch in your players card, two words for you: Steve McNair (RIP). Is it me, or does it seem that everyone in the world has lost their damned minds.
Tag: rants
Thanksgiving Day
Thanksgiving is upon us once again, and this year has me really really appreciating and being thankful for what I have. Most importantly in this recession period, what I have to possibly lose.
Training Day
It's week two. And I'm in the hurt locker.
Carnivores VS Herbivores
Vegans are also soft. Mmhmm, that's right. Soft. Step up and prove me wrong and I'll show you a vegan whose been lying to his friends and deepthroating hardees thickburgers or mega dosing a ton of protein supplements.
Volume Control
You know that friend of yours that talks REALLY loud?
All Caps
TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING, AGGRAVATING, IMPOLITE AND SIMPLE MINDED ISN'T IT? Then why is it that bahjillions of emailers, facebookers and twitterers find it so hard to release that ever elusive caps button? Its right there at the left pinky, I mean c'mon...
Bizarro World
Something's definitely in the water, something besides the sulfur and mineral content. Thank God for small favors and a sturdy filtration system. disclaimer: if you're a Jacksonville Florida native , you might be offended by this literary tirade, for that I apologize in advance......nah, I'm kidding. I ain't apologizing for shit. You're probably better off closing … Continue reading Bizarro World
You Run Like A Girl
We all come in different sizes and shapes which kinda dictates how we move, I get that...but a grown ass man running like Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes in "To Wong Foo" is a bit much.
Common sense is not common
Apparently I'm an alien residing on the planet O.C.D. I'm not sure what drives the decision making process in some people but damn...just breathe, slow down, fire off a couple of gray matter neurons and assess a situation before making a total imbecile of yourself.
What’s that smell?
That 4th quarter hurry up offense to score...A woman's game clock, it's a shame there's no overtime.... Ovaries, apparently are like time bombs. You gotta use em before they explode. Huh, who knew?
The Economy of Words 