This year, lots of things will happen for me. Stand by. I can promise you one thing. It won't be a fucking Avengers Infinity War movie ending.
Tag: rant
The Pessimist, the Cynic, and the Ne’er Do Well
Please....shut up already, you leech, you vampire, you succubus. I can feel you draining all of my optimistic soul with your chronic complaining and pessimism. Yes life is a struggle, I get it. Just stop talking about how miserable your life is and DO something about it. I have my own issues to contend with. … Continue reading The Pessimist, the Cynic, and the Ne’er Do Well
10 Things Your Father Forgot To Tell You
Some of you weren't so lucky. Manhood is a tough thing. There are standards, boundaries, rules that apply. A lot of you missed them for whatever reason....here are the cliff notes.
Ain’t Life A Niche…
Overzealous, overconfident, overactive, and today.....over reaching. I'm the biggest advocate of stepping out of the box, breaking away from the norm and doing or being different. That said, we each have our own roles to play in life. Our own talents, our own gifts. Our very own little niche. I know, (as much as I … Continue reading Ain’t Life A Niche…
Anatomy 101
I had a bit of an epiphany in the gym this morning. It dawned on me that most people go their entire lives without realizing what their very own bodies are physically capable of. I've been at this for awhile now. 25+ years. It's funny to me. Mainly because in my youth, I was skinny. … Continue reading Anatomy 101
Dear Santa,
Hi Santa, refresh my memory please. Why do kids have to sit on your lap just to tell you their Christmas wishes? They can't just stand and tell you? I call "perv", Santa...who are you really? We can't even see your face. I know you can magically whip up some clippers and a razor. Trim … Continue reading Dear Santa,
Bittersweet November
Well now....I think I'm most certainly convinced without a shadow of doubt that our country is nowhere near being out of the "recession" and things are steadily declining. Why? Because two weeks ago I lost my job due to downsizing. I was numb at first. Kind of in a haze for a week or two. … Continue reading Bittersweet November
Facebook, Episode 2 (the awakening)
So....we are still piling terabytes of personal data into facebook servers. Guess what? It's learning. Of course not like Skynet (Google and Apple will merge later to form that), but Facebook is evolving to become one large interactive advertisement that you create. Look, see that section of interests, hobbies, likes and dislikes you just told … Continue reading Facebook, Episode 2 (the awakening)
Sex & Politics
Mid-term elections are here. Got your condoms and K-Y? You'll be needing them....because politicians are about to rain down an orgy of spins, mud slinging, baby kissing, hand shaking, and leery smiling promises, only to completely renege as soon as they get in office. They should skip the $200 hundred dollar fundraiser dinners and take … Continue reading Sex & Politics
Garlic crabs in a barrel
It's hard enough to deal with hidden agendas and the proverbial knife in the back, but when you're forced to endure the "crabs in the barrel" attitude from your own people, it really stops you in your tracks and makes you take a hard look at society, culture and regional environments....or maybe, that's just me.
The Economy of Words 