Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Yeah...i'm sure that applies to the 99.9 percentile, but let's talk about the "haters" for a moment, shall we? 1st, let's define the modern term "hater". We all heard it in some form or fashion, in a literal or theatrical sense. But let's break it down for the … Continue reading The Chameleon and the Hater
Tag: pet peeves
Bizarro World
Something's definitely in the water, something besides the sulfur and mineral content. Thank God for small favors and a sturdy filtration system. disclaimer: if you're a Jacksonville Florida native , you might be offended by this literary tirade, for that I apologize in advance......nah, I'm kidding. I ain't apologizing for shit. You're probably better off closing … Continue reading Bizarro World
NFL Sunday Ticket
Buyer beware! There is trickery afoot.....not to mention some bullsh*t. "Get all 13 games in high definition". (oh did we forget to mention that the HD channels were extra?) Our bad. Aww, is your game blacked out locally? What a coincidence, its seems ours is too. Directv is getting worse every year with it's NFL … Continue reading NFL Sunday Ticket
Common sense is not common
Apparently I'm an alien residing on the planet O.C.D. I'm not sure what drives the decision making process in some people but damn...just breathe, slow down, fire off a couple of gray matter neurons and assess a situation before making a total imbecile of yourself.
What’s that smell?
That 4th quarter hurry up offense to score...A woman's game clock, it's a shame there's no overtime.... Ovaries, apparently are like time bombs. You gotta use em before they explode. Huh, who knew?
The Economy of Words 