It's week two. And I'm in the hurt locker.
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Carnivores VS Herbivores
Vegans are also soft. Mmhmm, that's right. Soft. Step up and prove me wrong and I'll show you a vegan whose been lying to his friends and deepthroating hardees thickburgers or mega dosing a ton of protein supplements.
Volume Control
You know that friend of yours that talks REALLY loud?
All Caps
TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING, AGGRAVATING, IMPOLITE AND SIMPLE MINDED ISN'T IT? Then why is it that bahjillions of emailers, facebookers and twitterers find it so hard to release that ever elusive caps button? Its right there at the left pinky, I mean c'mon...
The Chameleon and the Hater
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Yeah...i'm sure that applies to the 99.9 percentile, but let's talk about the "haters" for a moment, shall we? 1st, let's define the modern term "hater". We all heard it in some form or fashion, in a literal or theatrical sense. But let's break it down for the … Continue reading The Chameleon and the Hater
What’s that smell?
That 4th quarter hurry up offense to score...A woman's game clock, it's a shame there's no overtime.... Ovaries, apparently are like time bombs. You gotta use em before they explode. Huh, who knew?
The Economy of Words 