Enlighten me, entertain me.....or kick rocks.
Tag: obesity
Lies,Truth and Bacon
Eating for sustenance hasn't been cool since the Great Depression, but gorging yourself late night while watching a Netflix marathon is a surefire way to diabetes.
Anatomy 101
I had a bit of an epiphany in the gym this morning. It dawned on me that most people go their entire lives without realizing what their very own bodies are physically capable of. I've been at this for awhile now. 25+ years. It's funny to me. Mainly because in my youth, I was skinny. … Continue reading Anatomy 101
Dear Santa,
Hi Santa, refresh my memory please. Why do kids have to sit on your lap just to tell you their Christmas wishes? They can't just stand and tell you? I call "perv", Santa...who are you really? We can't even see your face. I know you can magically whip up some clippers and a razor. Trim … Continue reading Dear Santa,
Got Snacks?
Does anyone eat for sustenance anymore? I mean c'mon, isn't food meant to be eaten to survive? Not anymore...if it ain't smothered covered chopped scattered topped and peppered it ain't right.