In less than 12 hours I'll age another year, and yet I am completely unfazed. All the rhetoric surrounding birthdays is designed to do what exactly? The cakes, the parties, the sheer drunkeness (if that's your kind of thing) is supposed to be a celebration of life? Or...is all the fanfare and festivities just a mere distraction from what you should be doing. Self evaluation. a gut check. I like to think of birthdays as milestone markers where I take out my compass and see what direction in life I'm headed in.
Tag: men
Lock and Load
Even if you consider yourself safe from theft, what's your perverted neighbor across from you REALLY thinking of you? And to you guys trying to put another notch in your players card, two words for you: Steve McNair (RIP). Is it me, or does it seem that everyone in the world has lost their damned minds.
Thanksgiving Day
Thanksgiving is upon us once again, and this year has me really really appreciating and being thankful for what I have. Most importantly in this recession period, what I have to possibly lose.
Training Day
It's week two. And I'm in the hurt locker.
Carnivores VS Herbivores
Vegans are also soft. Mmhmm, that's right. Soft. Step up and prove me wrong and I'll show you a vegan whose been lying to his friends and deepthroating hardees thickburgers or mega dosing a ton of protein supplements.
Volume Control
You know that friend of yours that talks REALLY loud?
The Chameleon and the Hater
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Yeah...i'm sure that applies to the 99.9 percentile, but let's talk about the "haters" for a moment, shall we? 1st, let's define the modern term "hater". We all heard it in some form or fashion, in a literal or theatrical sense. But let's break it down for the … Continue reading The Chameleon and the Hater
NFL Sunday Ticket
Buyer beware! There is trickery afoot.....not to mention some bullsh*t. "Get all 13 games in high definition". (oh did we forget to mention that the HD channels were extra?) Our bad. Aww, is your game blacked out locally? What a coincidence, its seems ours is too. Directv is getting worse every year with it's NFL … Continue reading NFL Sunday Ticket
What’s that smell?
That 4th quarter hurry up offense to score...A woman's game clock, it's a shame there's no overtime.... Ovaries, apparently are like time bombs. You gotta use em before they explode. Huh, who knew?
Strip Club Regulars
Okay...somebody's gotta say something to these guys. We all know one or know someone who knows one: the strip club regular.
The Economy of Words 