Posterior Motives


Don't worry. We'll still look at your circus show of an ass. It's entertaining...no it's hypnotic. You will command an entire room's attention. Just don't ask us for meaningful conversation.

Single Black Woman Syndrome


You want a 10, but you only merit a 6 because you’re a 4.

Ride or Die Chick


This is dedicated to my agency partner, my executive protection teammate, Kevin Jackson. SEMPER FI, Marine! May we always stay "540" and full of ammo. Ladies, question: where do you stand on your limitations regarding a relationship? You want to know what men talk about at the roundtable while enjoying wine, spirits and ale? This … Continue reading Ride or Die Chick

The Pessimist, the Cynic, and the Ne’er Do Well


Please....shut up already, you leech, you vampire, you succubus. I can feel you draining all of my optimistic soul with your chronic complaining and pessimism. Yes life is a struggle, I get it. Just stop talking about how miserable your life is and DO something about it. I have my own issues to contend with. … Continue reading The Pessimist, the Cynic, and the Ne’er Do Well

Anatomy 101


I had a bit of an epiphany in the gym this morning. It dawned on me that most people go their entire lives without realizing what their very own bodies are physically capable of. I've been at this for awhile now. 25+ years. It's funny to me. Mainly because in my youth, I was skinny. … Continue reading Anatomy 101

Bittersweet November


Well now....I think I'm most certainly convinced without a shadow of doubt that our country is nowhere near being out of the "recession" and things are steadily declining. Why? Because two weeks ago I lost my job due to downsizing. I was numb at first. Kind of in a haze for a week or two. … Continue reading Bittersweet November