Posterior Motives


Don't worry. We'll still look at your circus show of an ass. It's entertaining...no it's hypnotic. You will command an entire room's attention. Just don't ask us for meaningful conversation.

Ride or Die Chick


This is dedicated to my agency partner, my executive protection teammate, Kevin Jackson. SEMPER FI, Marine! May we always stay "540" and full of ammo. Ladies, question: where do you stand on your limitations regarding a relationship? You want to know what men talk about at the roundtable while enjoying wine, spirits and ale? This … Continue reading Ride or Die Chick

I’ll have what she’s having…


I'm going to walk a very narrow line regarding this topic. You know how you hold an intervention for a drug user and they lash out at you? Well.....let's just say denial isn't just a river in Africa. This topic goes out to Bridget and Mindy who threw this topic at me like plates at … Continue reading I’ll have what she’s having…

10 things your mother forgot to tell you


Mothers often pass down unwritten rules to their daughters to prep them for the real world. To you ladies that missed out and/or didn't listen, this is for you.

More Cushion for the Pushing?


Any other day, I'd bypass this subject and wouldn't think twice about. I'm sitting at home sick as a dog, channel surfing. I see the Tyra Banks Show(damn, she is still fine!) about women loving men with big bellies. And then the subject was broached on Facebook. So I have to ask ladies...REALLY?

The Return


He's coming back to the game. And as much as his peers will hate it, they will also welcome him back with open arms. All while making snide comments behind his back. No, it isn't Brett Favre and it sure as hell ain't Jordan.

What’s that smell?


That 4th quarter hurry up offense to score...A woman's game clock, it's a shame there's no overtime.... Ovaries, apparently are like time bombs. You gotta use em before they explode. Huh, who knew?