life – Page 4 – The Economy of Words

Carnivores VS Herbivores

Posted on October 5, 2009September 16, 2010 by Dennis Davis

Vegans are also soft. Mmhmm, that's right. Soft. Step up and prove me wrong and I'll show you a vegan whose been lying to his friends and deepthroating hardees thickburgers or mega dosing a ton of protein supplements.

Volume Control

Posted on October 4, 2009April 9, 2010 by Dennis Davis

You know that friend of yours that talks REALLY loud?

All Caps

Posted on September 19, 2009April 9, 2010 by Dennis Davis

TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING, AGGRAVATING, IMPOLITE AND SIMPLE MINDED ISN'T IT? Then why is it that bahjillions of emailers, facebookers and twitterers find it so hard to release that ever elusive caps button? Its right there at the left pinky, I mean c'mon...

The Chameleon and the Hater

Posted on September 9, 2009September 17, 2009 by Dennis Davis

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Yeah...i'm sure that applies to the 99.9 percentile, but let's talk about the "haters" for a moment, shall we? 1st, let's define the modern term "hater". We all heard it in some form or fashion, in a literal or theatrical sense. But let's break it down for the … Continue reading The Chameleon and the Hater →

Bizarro World

Posted on August 29, 2009June 25, 2019 by Dennis Davis

Something's definitely in the water, something besides the sulfur and mineral content. Thank God for small favors and a sturdy filtration system. disclaimer: if you're a Jacksonville Florida native , you might be offended by this literary tirade, for that I apologize in advance......nah, I'm kidding. I ain't apologizing for shit. You're probably better off closing … Continue reading Bizarro World →

NFL Sunday Ticket

Posted on August 25, 2009August 26, 2009 by Dennis Davis

Buyer beware! There is trickery afoot.....not to mention some bullsh*t. "Get all 13 games in high definition". (oh did we forget to mention that the HD channels were extra?) Our bad. Aww, is your game blacked out locally? What a coincidence, its seems ours is too. Directv is getting worse every year with it's NFL … Continue reading NFL Sunday Ticket →

iPhone Crack

Posted on August 24, 2009February 19, 2010 by Dennis Davis

If I happen to pull out my iPhone longer than 30 seconds during a conversation with you, it means YOU ARE BORING.

You Run Like A Girl

Posted on August 15, 2009September 28, 2010 by Dennis Davis

We all come in different sizes and shapes which kinda dictates how we move, I get that...but a grown ass man running like Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes in "To Wong Foo" is a bit much.

Labor Day

Posted on August 12, 2009August 12, 2009 by Dennis Davis

I just submitted my vacation time off at work. I friggin needed it too... SOMEBODY was about to be the recipient of 6 months of pent up aggravation, and recession-laden aggression. I figured I'd get the most bang for my bucks by selecting the week before labor day. That way with weekends included I'd get … Continue reading Labor Day →

Common sense is not common

Posted on August 11, 2009March 27, 2011 by Dennis Davis

Apparently I'm an alien residing on the planet O.C.D. I'm not sure what drives the decision making process in some people but damn...just breathe, slow down, fire off a couple of gray matter neurons and assess a situation before making a total imbecile of yourself.