This year, lots of things will happen for me. Stand by. I can promise you one thing. It won't be a fucking Avengers Infinity War movie ending.
Tag: humor
Dear Santa,
Hi Santa, refresh my memory please. Why do kids have to sit on your lap just to tell you their Christmas wishes? They can't just stand and tell you? I call "perv", Santa...who are you really? We can't even see your face. I know you can magically whip up some clippers and a razor. Trim … Continue reading Dear Santa,
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