A good friend of mine pushed me over the edge. He said, and i quote, "If you get the Apple watch, you won't wear your Invictas or Movados or any of those other fancy schmancy watches again". Challenge accepted.
Tag: health
CHANGE?
This year, lots of things will happen for me. Stand by. I can promise you one thing. It won't be a fucking Avengers Infinity War movie ending.
Posterior Motives
Don't worry. We'll still look at your circus show of an ass. It's entertaining...no it's hypnotic. You will command an entire room's attention. Just don't ask us for meaningful conversation.