I don't even know where to start first. Oh, wait...yes I do. WHERE IS THE 3D?!? Did I really just spend extra money on a feature that enticed me in the first place, only to see a handful of scenes ACTUALLY in 3D?
Tag: funny
The Return
He's coming back to the game. And as much as his peers will hate it, they will also welcome him back with open arms. All while making snide comments behind his back. No, it isn't Brett Favre and it sure as hell ain't Jordan.
New Year’s Resolution? Who me?
Happy New year! It's that time isn't it? Time to make that new years resolution.
Mid-Life Madness
In less than 12 hours I'll age another year, and yet I am completely unfazed. All the rhetoric surrounding birthdays is designed to do what exactly? The cakes, the parties, the sheer drunkeness (if that's your kind of thing) is supposed to be a celebration of life? Or...is all the fanfare and festivities just a mere distraction from what you should be doing. Self evaluation. a gut check. I like to think of birthdays as milestone markers where I take out my compass and see what direction in life I'm headed in.
Thanksgiving Day
Thanksgiving is upon us once again, and this year has me really really appreciating and being thankful for what I have. Most importantly in this recession period, what I have to possibly lose.
Training Day
It's week two. And I'm in the hurt locker.
Carnivores VS Herbivores
Vegans are also soft. Mmhmm, that's right. Soft. Step up and prove me wrong and I'll show you a vegan whose been lying to his friends and deepthroating hardees thickburgers or mega dosing a ton of protein supplements.
Volume Control
You know that friend of yours that talks REALLY loud?
All Caps
TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING, AGGRAVATING, IMPOLITE AND SIMPLE MINDED ISN'T IT? Then why is it that bahjillions of emailers, facebookers and twitterers find it so hard to release that ever elusive caps button? Its right there at the left pinky, I mean c'mon...
Bizarro World
Something's definitely in the water, something besides the sulfur and mineral content. Thank God for small favors and a sturdy filtration system. disclaimer: if you're a Jacksonville Florida native , you might be offended by this literary tirade, for that I apologize in advance......nah, I'm kidding. I ain't apologizing for shit. You're probably better off closing … Continue reading Bizarro World
The Economy of Words 