funny – The Economy of Words

CHANGE?

Posted on May 9, 2018May 30, 2019 by Dennis Davis

This year, lots of things will happen for me. Stand by. I can promise you one thing. It won't be a fucking Avengers Infinity War movie ending.

Posterior Motives

Posted on February 6, 2016May 9, 2018 by Dennis Davis

Don't worry. We'll still look at your circus show of an ass. It's entertaining...no it's hypnotic. You will command an entire room's attention. Just don't ask us for meaningful conversation.

Ride or Die Chick

Posted on April 12, 2012May 9, 2018 by Dennis Davis

This is dedicated to my agency partner, my executive protection teammate, Kevin Jackson. SEMPER FI, Marine! May we always stay "540" and full of ammo. Ladies, question: where do you stand on your limitations regarding a relationship? You want to know what men talk about at the roundtable while enjoying wine, spirits and ale? This … Continue reading Ride or Die Chick →

Dear Santa,

Posted on December 20, 2010December 1, 2013 by Dennis Davis

Hi Santa, refresh my memory please. Why do kids have to sit on your lap just to tell you their Christmas wishes? They can't just stand and tell you? I call "perv", Santa...who are you really? We can't even see your face. I know you can magically whip up some clippers and a razor. Trim … Continue reading Dear Santa, →

Facebook, Episode 2 (the awakening)

Posted on November 5, 2010January 26, 2011 by Dennis Davis

So....we are still piling terabytes of personal data into facebook servers. Guess what? It's learning. Of course not like Skynet (Google and Apple will merge later to form that), but Facebook is evolving to become one large interactive advertisement that you create. Look, see that section of interests, hobbies, likes and dislikes you just told … Continue reading Facebook, Episode 2 (the awakening) →

I’ll have what she’s having…

Posted on October 16, 2010May 9, 2018 by Dennis Davis

I'm going to walk a very narrow line regarding this topic. You know how you hold an intervention for a drug user and they lash out at you? Well.....let's just say denial isn't just a river in Africa. This topic goes out to Bridget and Mindy who threw this topic at me like plates at … Continue reading I’ll have what she’s having… →

Got Snacks?

Posted on September 11, 2010October 12, 2017 by Dennis Davis

Does anyone eat for sustenance anymore? I mean c'mon, isn't food meant to be eaten to survive? Not anymore...if it ain't smothered covered chopped scattered topped and peppered it ain't right.

10 things your mother forgot to tell you

Posted on June 23, 2010May 9, 2018 by Dennis Davis

Mothers often pass down unwritten rules to their daughters to prep them for the real world. To you ladies that missed out and/or didn't listen, this is for you.

Facebook Episode 1

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Dennis Davis

I don't even know where to start with Facebook. Between the virtual farm crack addicts or Facebook admin giving pantie shots of my privacy away. There's SO much. And it's daunting for some.

More Cushion for the Pushing?

Posted on May 5, 2010May 29, 2019 by Dennis Davis

Any other day, I'd bypass this subject and wouldn't think twice about. I'm sitting at home sick as a dog, channel surfing. I see the Tyra Banks Show(damn, she is still fine!) about women loving men with big bellies. And then the subject was broached on Facebook. So I have to ask ladies...REALLY?