Don't worry. We'll still look at your circus show of an ass. It's entertaining...no it's hypnotic. You will command an entire room's attention. Just don't ask us for meaningful conversation.
Tag: dating game
Single Black Woman Syndrome
You want a 10, but you only merit a 6 because you’re a 4.
I’ll have what she’s having…
I'm going to walk a very narrow line regarding this topic. You know how you hold an intervention for a drug user and they lash out at you? Well.....let's just say denial isn't just a river in Africa. This topic goes out to Bridget and Mindy who threw this topic at me like plates at … Continue reading I’ll have what she’s having…
10 things your mother forgot to tell you
Mothers often pass down unwritten rules to their daughters to prep them for the real world. To you ladies that missed out and/or didn't listen, this is for you.
Facebook Episode 1
I don't even know where to start with Facebook. Between the virtual farm crack addicts or Facebook admin giving pantie shots of my privacy away. There's SO much. And it's daunting for some.
The Return
He's coming back to the game. And as much as his peers will hate it, they will also welcome him back with open arms. All while making snide comments behind his back. No, it isn't Brett Favre and it sure as hell ain't Jordan.
New Year’s Resolution? Who me?
Happy New year! It's that time isn't it? Time to make that new years resolution.
Volume Control
You know that friend of yours that talks REALLY loud?
What’s that smell?
That 4th quarter hurry up offense to score...A woman's game clock, it's a shame there's no overtime.... Ovaries, apparently are like time bombs. You gotta use em before they explode. Huh, who knew?
The Economy of Words 