SOCIAL MEDIA I.Q. 2016


Listen, if you have at any point and time "liked", shared, or typed amen on a picture of some amputee, diseased stricken child in order for them to receive medical attention OR if you done the same to win a prize, tickets or some other asinine giveaway, you might be a part of the problem and should not be surfing the internet unsupervised.

Posterior Motives


Don't worry. We'll still look at your circus show of an ass. It's entertaining...no it's hypnotic. You will command an entire room's attention. Just don't ask us for meaningful conversation.

Single Black Woman Syndrome


You want a 10, but you only merit a 6 because you’re a 4.

Faded Dreams


Today is the day we recognize Dr. Martin Luther King Jr and most importantly his message. I grew up in Montgomery Alabama, not far from historic Selma and the famous march that jump started the civil rights movement.  I was lucky. Lucky that I grew up on the tail end of that struggle and yet … Continue reading Faded Dreams

Ride or Die Chick


This is dedicated to my agency partner, my executive protection teammate, Kevin Jackson. SEMPER FI, Marine! May we always stay "540" and full of ammo. Ladies, question: where do you stand on your limitations regarding a relationship? You want to know what men talk about at the roundtable while enjoying wine, spirits and ale? This … Continue reading Ride or Die Chick

The Pessimist, the Cynic, and the Ne’er Do Well


Please....shut up already, you leech, you vampire, you succubus. I can feel you draining all of my optimistic soul with your chronic complaining and pessimism. Yes life is a struggle, I get it. Just stop talking about how miserable your life is and DO something about it. I have my own issues to contend with. … Continue reading The Pessimist, the Cynic, and the Ne’er Do Well