It's week two. And I'm in the hurt locker.
Author: Dennis Davis
"Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable."
Carnivores VS Herbivores
Vegans are also soft. Mmhmm, that's right. Soft. Step up and prove me wrong and I'll show you a vegan whose been lying to his friends and deepthroating hardees thickburgers or mega dosing a ton of protein supplements.
Volume Control
You know that friend of yours that talks REALLY loud?
All Caps
TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS ANNOYING, AGGRAVATING, IMPOLITE AND SIMPLE MINDED ISN'T IT? Then why is it that bahjillions of emailers, facebookers and twitterers find it so hard to release that ever elusive caps button? Its right there at the left pinky, I mean c'mon...
The Chameleon and the Hater
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Yeah...i'm sure that applies to the 99.9 percentile, but let's talk about the "haters" for a moment, shall we? 1st, let's define the modern term "hater". We all heard it in some form or fashion, in a literal or theatrical sense. But let's break it down for the … Continue reading The Chameleon and the Hater
Bizarro World
Something's definitely in the water, something besides the sulfur and mineral content. Thank God for small favors and a sturdy filtration system. disclaimer: if you're a Jacksonville Florida native , you might be offended by this literary tirade, for that I apologize in advance......nah, I'm kidding. I ain't apologizing for shit. You're probably better off closing … Continue reading Bizarro World
NFL Sunday Ticket
Buyer beware! There is trickery afoot.....not to mention some bullsh*t. "Get all 13 games in high definition". (oh did we forget to mention that the HD channels were extra?) Our bad. Aww, is your game blacked out locally? What a coincidence, its seems ours is too. Directv is getting worse every year with it's NFL … Continue reading NFL Sunday Ticket
iPhone Crack
If I happen to pull out my iPhone longer than 30 seconds during a conversation with you, it means YOU ARE BORING.
You Run Like A Girl
We all come in different sizes and shapes which kinda dictates how we move, I get that...but a grown ass man running like Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes in "To Wong Foo" is a bit much.
Labor Day
I just submitted my vacation time off at work. I friggin needed it too... SOMEBODY was about to be the recipient of 6 months of pent up aggravation, and recession-laden aggression. I figured I'd get the most bang for my bucks by selecting the week before labor day. That way with weekends included I'd get … Continue reading Labor Day
The Economy of Words 