Mid-term elections are here. Got your condoms and K-Y? You’ll be needing them….because politicians are about to rain down an orgy of spins, mud slinging, baby kissing, hand shaking, and leery smiling promises, only to completely renege as soon as they get in office. They should skip the $200 hundred dollar fundraiser dinners and take us right to the hotel, because you KNOW what happens next.
The campaign trail is nothing more than a glorified lap dance across America. “If you have money, I’ll show you what I MIGHT do for you.”
No one can say I’m not a Patriot. I’ve served this country proudly during my tenure in the United Sates Navy. But what the hell happened to the United States Congress? I remember how the Senate and the House of Representatives USED to be. Now, Congress is just one large brothel. Everyone is screwing and/or screwing over everyone else…literally. Let’s see if I have this right: U.S. taxpayers pay their salary, Congressmen in turn, listen to our needs in earnest, then decidedly do exactly the opposite. Sounds like a bad night in Vegas if you ask me.
Oh, and if you think for one second that the parties aren’t secretly working together behind our backs, you’re naive. Someone explain to me why as a nation of voters, there is only a two party system…waitaminute didn’t there used to be more? I wonder what happened to them? hmmm, go figure.
The President? figurehead, scapegoat, fall guy, patsy, mark, sucker….I could go on, but I think you get my meaning. He does nothing. He can suggest until he’s blue in the face like the Na’Vi from Avatar. Don’t believe me? ok…the military: controlled by the Joint Chiefs of Staff. the Prez doesn’t make a move without them. Laws: nope. He can’t pass a bill unless Congress allows it. (and of course Congress is bribed by whoever has a lot of money, they’re called lobbyist.) So…what exactly is he doing again? Nothing, but misdirecting your hate. Or love , if you’re into that sorta thing. You sitting down? We haven’t had a real president since Kennedy. And “they” shot him for it. Oh snap, they shot Lincoln too…and a warning shot was all it took for Reagan to play along with the program.
Rape is termed as sexual intercourse with another person WITHOUT that person’s consent. The way we’re getting screwed, somebody needs to press charges on the House AND the Senate. It’s all about money. It always was. Scratch that, no it wasn’t. “WE THE PEOPLE” use to mean something. So much so that our forefathers began the constitution with it. I am going to quote something from Franklin and Jefferson to some of you unread denizens. (pick up a history book sometimes and stop reading People magazine.)
Benjamin Franklin:
“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous than standing armies… if the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of currency… the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprave the people of their prosperity until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.”
Thomas Jefferson:
“I am the most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is now controlled by its system of credit.
We are no longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men.”
Wow….we are soooo fucked.
Oh, one more thing: ALVIN GREENE?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SOUTH CAROLINA!?!? SERIOUSLY? IT’S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THAT DUDE. THE ENTIRE STATE CANNOT NOT BE THAT BLIND. DID YOU GUYS START UP INBREEDING? SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!!! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
/rant off
The Economy of Words 
As a resident of SC, I can tell you…..I have already packed my bags & will officially move, if that idiot Alvin Green gets elected. He is truly an embarrassment!!! How in the HELL can an UNEMPLOYED, MENTALLY-CHALLENGED, UNEDUCATED inbreed get as far as he’s gotten in this election?? Ain’t no way in the hell, this isn’t an April’s Fool joke!! Somebody, somewhere has got to be playing a joke on SC. Haven’t we had enough media embarrassment?? Starting with Gov. Sanford & his Argentinian escapades..not to mention Joe Wilson and his infamous “YOU LIE” outburst to Pres. Obama… now this simpleton. Heaven help us, if Alvin Green gets to prop his busted ass shoes up on an Olde English Mahogany desk, holding an elected position, all while parading around proudly in his well-deserved “dunce” hat.
My man my man,I was enjoying this one up till the part about,”WE THE PEOPLE” and the constitution. I can’t help but think how hollow those words were. I wonder did they sit around and laugh when those who thought of it read, it back.
Our “forefathers”, I chuckle at the thought, formed a nation already in bondage,but had the “audacity” to vision the U.S.as the beacon of hope the world, should admire. A nation of free men, imagine there shock when they discovered the word, hypocrisy.
I can’t claim them as “our forefathers” not when they only had their sons in mind when they wrote, the constitution. I’ll give credit where it’s due they founded a nation that eventually became great,but not without the help of those people they thought it ok to exclude in those famous words, “WE THE PEOPLE”.
When you think about it nothing has changed,the founders started out with a lie and every politician since then practice, the art.